How to Become an HR Guru in 30 Days

by Frank Roche on April 4, 2012

in Humor

How to Become an HR Guru in 30 Days*

  1. Call yourself an HR Guru.
  2. Wait 30 days.
  3. Voila! You’re an HR Guru.

*Results may vary. To increase your chances that it won’t take 31 days to be called an HR Guru, do these things:

  • Tag all your Twitter and FB posts with #hrguru
  • Speak in the third person: “The HR Guru says…”
  • Give Klout +1s to everyone you can
  • Follow everyone who follows you on Twitter
  • Accept every FB request, no matter how sketchy
  • Carpet bomb LinkedIn with requests to connect
  • Embellish, embellish, embellish. If you were a junior file clerk, say you ran the place.

Disclaimer: This type of HR Guru should not be confused with the blog “HR Guru.” That was just plain old smart to register that site. Photo credit: Harpography

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