What To Do During an Earthquake in Philadelphia

by Frank Roche on August 23, 2011

in Policies

We had a 5.9 magnitude earthquake on the East Coast at around 2pm today. It was centered near Richmond, VA.

Here’s what FEMA says to do during an earthquake.

If you’re in Philly, you go outside. Every single person. Then you talk about it while overcoming your nauseousness.

I was in the Italian Market when it happened. It was a Tuesday afternoon…and then, wham! the streets were filled with people standing there watching the pulled pork signs swaying.

I understand that the big buildings in Philly were evacuated. And people were sent home. Zoiks.

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