I Quack Myself Up

by Frank Roche on July 1, 2011

in Humor

One of the fun giveaways from SHRM was an AFLAC duck. It quacked. Yelled AFLAC when you pushed on its tail. Or if you packed in your luggage in Las Vegas, it quacked when you pushed on the outside of your rollerboard.

I checked my bags. And my bag got inspected by TSA. They put that nice note inside my bag to tell me they dug through my dirty underwear. And found a duck. Reminds me of that old Groucho Marx joke:

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.

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